I am mourning today the loss of . . . my favorite gardening
gloves.
You have served me well, you lovely, spring green gloves
emblazoned with the word “GARDENER” across the knuckles. You fit so well, and
remained at the ready for any task, large or small, over the last few years.
How will I go on? Something vital will be missing from my garden endeavors. I
fear I will be less productive, and I hope that my garden will not suffer as a
result of this tragic loss.
Yes, I have a picture of my garden gloves - what of it? |
How could such a thing happen, you ask? Every gardener knows
she must guard and protect her precious helpers. Alas, I was careless.
After working on the gardens at our neighborhood club on
Monday, I removed my trusty gloves and placed them on the hood of the Beast (my
SUV). I know, I know, I hear your indrawn breaths of horror. I think I retrieved
them from this dangerous spot, but . . .
When I arrived home I realized I could not find my friends.
I searched in the car and in the house, to no avail. My daughter and I revisited at the club, and then scoured the roadside to see if I had indeed left
them in that terrible place and they had blown off – again, to no
avail.
Maybe they have run away and are hiding, in retaliation for
my carelessness in placing them – even for a few moments – in such a dangerous
situation. If that’s so, and they somehow hear about this post, I say to them,
“I’M SO SORRY, SO SO SORRY! PLEASE COME HOME! I NEED YOU!”
Perhaps you think I am being melodramatic. I assure you,
this is not the case. I don’t know about other gardeners, but my garden gloves usually
do not last long: the fingertips
wear out or they split between the thumb and first finger. They are too large or too small; too
heavy or too thin.
These are the perfect gloves. I bought them at that behemoth
W**M*** - not normally where one finds fine gardening tools. I bought a first
pair, and they lasted for much longer than other gloves. Several years later, I
found another pair there – only one – and brought them home. We have been very happy
together, these past two years. They were aging, like me, but still (like me!) had
some good years left.
Now they are gone, GONE, I TELL YOU.
I’ve not been able to find the next generation at the
behemoth, nor on the Internet. If I could find them, I would buy a dozen and
hand them out at Christmas to those who would appreciate such paragons. (If you
are rolling your eyes at my histrionics, and muttering “Good grief,” you are
not on that Christmas list.)
I hope you don’t think I am being heartless in my speedy
quest to replace my old and trusty friends. It is the sincerest form of appreciation, knowing that my
life will not be the same without these companions.
And after all, they are just gloves.
It’s raining as I type, a slow gentle rain tapping on the
tin roof. I have finished planting (except for two silver dianthus). All of the
new (and established) plants are bedded down out there, soaking up the good rain and
enjoying a respite from the beaming rays of the sun. My favorite spot today is
all of my garden and property, happily sucking up the good rain. I can almost hear it happening over the
drumming on the roof!
You see here my highly sophisticated rainwater collection system.
You see here my highly sophisticated rainwater collection system.